" sunday schools "

 [ "sunday school" ]

1: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

  * e.g.,  ... - American editor and critic H.L. Mencken 

 [ "Sunday School" ]

1: The boringest thing in the world. okay, nini.

  * e.g.,  ... Sunday School is as drag. Can i get an amen?! 

 [ "Sunday School" ]

1:  Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.

  * e.g.,  ... Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about. 

 [ "Sunday School" ]

2:  adj. Prudish

 [ "Sunday School" ]

3:  adj. Totally naïve.

 [ "Sunday School" ]

1: hell on earth.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: i had to go to sunday school yesterday person 2: oh so you mean hell on earth 

 [ "Sunday schooled" ]

1: When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

  * e.g.,  ... “Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!” 

 [ "Sunday school turds" ]

1: A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds! 

 [ "Sunday School Teacher" ]

1: When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"

  * e.g.,  ... Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".  

 [ "Sunday School Teacher" ]

1: When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"

  * e.g.,  ... Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes". 

 [ "Sunday School" ]

1: hell on earth.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: i had to go to sunday school yesterday person 2: oh so you mean hell on earth 

 [ "Sunday school" ]

1: Sunday school-taking a vulgar word/concept and try to make it sound/look more family friendly

  * e.g.,  ... You're going to have to Sunday school that story. They had to Sunday school her outfit.